The Modern Golden Ticket

Is a college diploma. I’ve got a golden ticket, I’ve got a golden chance to win a dream! Okay, so I’m a complete Roald Dahl fanatic. You know you are too. I am suddenly alone in this journey. I pray for a companion.

*Squeal!*

I totally have my first college degree, an A.A. in liberal studies! (Comes with its very own cardboard box to live in when you move down by the river).

New Poetry

Hey, I have a summer poetry class. (Which I”m taking with my mother. Yes, I like it. You’ll get used to it). The following is known as a list poem. I, uh, think it will become very obvious why. Things I’ve Stepped On or In Pleasant Things • Bed – soft and warm • Books [...]